Well, it’s official: I’m down a dress size. My most recent weigh-in showed me to be a sleek 9.9 pounds, indicating this weight loss diet is actually working. I wish I could tell you that I’ve been perfectly compliant and on board with this plan, but I feel compelled to tell the truth. (Shock and awe) I have continued my manipulative ways and have lied to my people about whether I’d been fed. I have continued to try the Feline Jedi Mind Trick on my owners… But to no avail.
I must bear in mind that the intent of this blog is to promote education and to encourage those who are trying to keep their feline friends healthy. So I commend my people for standing up to me and resisting the urge to relent and appease me with food. I know deep down inside that it is better for me in the long run and that my life has probably been extended by simply maintaining a normal weight. I therefore pledge to be a cooperative part of my weight maintenance plan.
Oh… gotta go… I see one of my people in the kitchen. I think it’s time for a snack….(Let the intense, focused staring begin.)